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"you pissed in my crisper."

Ok I am so glad I'm not alone here. I have now peed in my sleep 3 times, that I know of, all after drinking.

A couple years ago was the worst. I got up after passing out on my cousins couch. Next thing he knows he finds me pants around my ankles literally SITTING on the edge of the bottom ledge in his FRIDGE. Once he snapped me out of it the damage was already done. The entire crisper drawer was filled with my own piss. He was yelling WTF over and over. To this day he still tells people about how I peed in his crisper.
Last weekend I did it again. I woke up from a night of drinking sitting straight up on the couch completely soaked with no memory of how I got like that. And I mean everything, my jeans, boots, socks.. soaked. My friend informed me that in the middle of the night I walked into the kitchen and stood there for a half an hour pissing myself and throwing empty beer cans onto the floor.
Now last night I striked again. I woke up with my shorts completely wet. My friend had no clue what I did. So I went searching for the wet spot knowing it had to be there somewhere. And there it was, right next to the bed. It was drenched, I even managed to pee on my cowgirl boots. But the floor was totally soaked.

I officially have a problem. No clue why I like to sleep walk while pissing myself after I've drank, but I don't like it when I wake up. Not at all.

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