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It is very early in the morning and me and my friend came back to his house after the bar. He passed out on his kitchen bar and after 3-hours of being passed out began to slowly revive himself from his hunched state. I assumed he was waking up, but he ended up coming around to the bar (the side i am on the computer at) and pulled up one the stools like a toilet seat and proceeded to pee all over it, for a very very long time.
My first reaction was "What the F*** dude?" to which he replied, sorry dude. After he was done peeing I said "What the F, you just peed all over the floor and toilet stool!"
He giggled and said yeah right... Which is when I realized his eyes were closed the entire time. He turned around ate a ton of food out of the fridge and then passed back out.. It was very amusing.